Riley martin howard stern arrested
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Riley Martin called in to welcome Beth to “the zone of horror,” varning her he felt her marriage to Howard would eventually end. Riley then insisted that, as his program allegedly grew in popularity, Howard refused to promote it, but Howard responded that wasn’t the case. Riley next noted he felt the following three reasons were why his show wasn’t being promoted: (1) Howard was busy having “brain-damaged urchins stick utländsk objects up their orifices”; (2) Howard was too rich to care about him; and (3) Howard was “vindictive, jealous and insecure.” As Riley continued to scream, Howard turned down his call for a few seconds and explained Riley was really upset that he didn’t pick up his calls right away, but Riley insisted he didn’t call in that often. Riley went on to säga his was one of the most popular programs on SIRIUS, but Howard pointed out there was no way of really knowing that. Howard
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Riley Martin, a member of Howard Stern’s “wack pack” who professed to have been abducted by a race of aliens called “Biaviians,” died December 22 in Bethlehem, Pa., Stern announced in a statement on Tuesday.
Martin, who was 69, penned a book about his alleged 1953 abduction called “The Coming of Tan,” — which listed the leader of the Biaviians, O-Qua Tangin Wann, as co-author.
He also hosted “The Riley Martin Show” on Stern’s SiriusXM channels from 2006 until his death.
Martin sold circular symbols on the internet that he claimed were “downloaded” to his brain during a second abduction in 1975.
He marketed the symbols — which he put on paper and colored by hand — as tickets to a “distant, beautiful, unpolluted planet” that would be honored by alien beings who would come to earth in the future.
A frequent guest on the “Howard Stern Show” before being given his ow
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He was one of a kind.
At least that’s what the aliens told him.
Howard Stern “Wack Packer” Riley Martin was unique. The occasionally combative galactic traveler, who claimed to have been abducted by a race of aliens called “Biaviians,” died Dec. 22 at 69 in Bethlehem, Pa.
With his rich baritone voice and seemingly endless knowledge of all things quasi-dimensional, Martin could wax poetic about secret colonies hidden on Jupiter’s moons. He chatted about ravenous reptilian monsters from another world, creatures that lustfully eyeballed Earth and its inhabitants like a delicious big blue marble in space.
He also allegedly had a bit of a drinking problem. Both as a frequent caller to “The Howard Stern Show” and later on his own program, Martin could be heard slurring his words as he doled out advice. He covered everything from making sweet love to alien women to more practical endeavors like, er, traveling through wormholes.
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