Uncle jesse full house quotes

  • Jesse Katsopolis: Tell the little rugrat she's wacko.
  • Jesse Katsopolis: Look at me, I'm a professional bike rider, I never had ONE problem, I miss ONE little sign, BOOM, I'm the mummy man.
  • Jesse Katsopolis: Hey babe.
  • Uncle Jesse Was Even Smoother Than You Remember

    Pickup lines don't have the best reputation. Often times, we associate them with oärlig eller av låg moralisk standard dive bars, over-used sayings, and lame, corny jokes. But, there's one fictional character who spent years trying to undo that stigma — Jesse Katsopolis. The Greek heartthrob with the good hair and penchant for leather vests was so smooth helocked down host of Wake Up, San Francisco!, Rebecca Donaldson(later known as Aunt Becky). Before he married Becky, Uncle Jesse was a bit of a playboy on Full House, so it's fair to say he had some practice. That's probably how he was able to marry such a catch. But had Jesse stayed single, you know he would have continued to lay the moves on and any and all ladies who would förplikta eller göra något för någon. (Which fryst vatten to säga, any and all the ladies he said "Have mercy!" to.)

    Crafting the perfect pickup line fryst vatten no easy feat, but Uncle Jesse had the formula down. Though the below quotes might not have been originally used fo

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    • [repeated line]
    • Jesse: Have mercy!
    • [repeated line]
    • Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister!
    • Danny Tanner: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?
    • Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle.
    • Danny Tanner: That's your name.
    • Michelle: I like my name.
    • Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. !
    • D.J.: ? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? ?
    • Steph: Not if its a girl.
    • Danny Tanner: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like Puddles.
    • D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.
    • Danny Tanner: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years.
    • [repeated line]
    • Steph: How rude!
    • [repeated line]
    • Michelle: You got it, dude.
    • [Joey sniffs Jesse's hair]
    • Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?
    • Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon

      • Jesse Katsopolis: Look at me, I'm a professional bike rider, I never had ONE problem, I miss ONE little sign, BOOM, I'm the mummy man. And what about you, how many pretend haircuts have you given?
      • Steph: Including yours
      • [counts on her fingers]
      • Steph: Millions.
      • Jesse Katsopolis: See? You just made one mistake.
      • Jesse Katsopolis: [tries eating cereal with a long wooden spoon, winds up throwing it, Michelle grins] Michelle, if you thought that was funny, you're gonna love this.
      • [sticks his head in the bowl to eat, Danny comes down, looks up]
      • Jesse Katsopolis: What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a grown man eat cereal before?
      • Danny Tanner: Not like a Great Dane.
      • Danny Tanner: [Jesse's edging a bowl off the shelf with his teeth] Let me give you a hand.
      • Jesse Katsopolis: Do I look like a guy who needs a hand?
      • [sticks his head under the bowl and wears it over to the table]
      • D.J. Tanner: Steph, you're the only one no
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